MEET THE MODERATOR TEAM
Good cop, bad cop
(Mostly bad... but it really depends on you).
Just call me Bob-that’s all you need to know about me.
"OK listen, you… ...Storyexpers… hippies… content insurrectionalists, or whoever you are supposed to be. Let’s make things clear: I don’t like you and you don’t like me, OK? That’s totally fine, and it’s certainly not going to get any better between us. We can have a hard time together, or an even harder time. Or you just try your best and don’t make me nervous (which I already am).
As long as my coffee is hot and my rhubarb- artichokes toast is crispy, I am willing to listen to you and maybe… just maybe help you."
Dr. Lesshope
Psychologist
"Eeeehm… hello. I am Dr. Lesshope. I… I’m really just trying to help. Sure, I know that in the last few years things got really weird, but it doesn’t have to be this way. We… we can talk about it. There is light at the end of the tunnel... I think. If you’re lying comfortably on your couch, don’t hesitate to ask me anything about achieving a successful social media presence, but we are only beginning to scratch the surface here."
Thaddeus Zeitgeist
Storyexpe Time Travel Area
Hello people from 2025 (...I assume… at least most of you). I am Thaddeus Zeitgeist; more precisely, this is my name in 2025 and it has been my name for the last 400 years or so. I wasn’t born with this name… who would call a child this way? (...Imagine if a real Thaddeus Zeitgeist shows up here on Storyexpe and proves me wrong…). To be clear: I am not a time traveler. I was born in a time too distant to be measured even with modern instruments, and since then I have silently crossed the centuries. Until I discovered the time machine here on Storyexpe. ...OK, it’s not a real time machine (unless it is, and they are just keeping the secret). Exploring eras on social media can be really fascinating, and I am here to guide you through each era you want to visit.
…One last thing: if any of you is currently dwelling in the 1990’s… could you please bring me a Tamagotchi? I have lost mine, and life just hasn’t been the same again since.
Coming soon:
Lady Dorothea von Wallensteiner
Born in 1394, she was buried in a well (or fell in herself, we’re not sure). Discovered many years later, she was walled up in Wallenstein Castle for centuries to cover up the misdeed, where she was recently found. She never fully recovered from any of this, but now she has joined the team of moderators to assist you build a serene and fruitful social networking experience.
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• Pro tip: don't take them too seriously, even if deep down they're just trying to help.