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The least serious side of humor

Listen, Rudy, I have the impression that

"Today I teach you a new trick", my mistress said... .

...At noon, when all other ghosts are asleep...

...you'd better not try to explore the dark side!

You...

1) Do this basically every morning.

2) Would like to do this at least once in your life.

3) Have spotted an alligator in the water, as like the guy just after he jumped.

How will it have ended?

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The death of Socrates

We fought each other in war for many years. We have faced fierce battles. We have denied our past, our brothers, our homeland. We have sacrificed our lands and our goods. We left our own blood, but the last drop. But finally, after all this, we agreed to move the taco day from Wednesday to Tuesday.

Excuse me, honest man. Could you explain please where I can find the coliseum? I'm looking for it all day long, but it should be right here.

Of course. The path to the coliseum is indicated on an ancient map that has been forgotten for two centuries, and finally found by a mysterious monk in a forbidden library of an unknown monastery. Then it has been engraved on the back of a turtle that was last spotted 60 years ago in shark-filled waters. The only one who knows the secret path today is a malignant sorcerer, who reveals it only in exchange for your soul.

$Don\'t worry, we\'ll tell everyone$

"Et tu, Brute?"

"Ehm... eeeh... ehm... ... . No, no! There's a misunderstanding. My real name is Jerry W. Winterbottom".

"OK, sorry, my mistake".

The murder of Caesar.

$Let\'s take hamsters,$