VIP - STORYEXPERS

 

 

Read here what VIP- Storyexpers say about us.

 

Doc Brown

"Great Scott, you can really have a great time here on Storyexpe. In the present and in the future".

Marty McFly replies:

"Yeah, you can just unfollow Biff. And a post from 2025 went viral in 1955".

Mona Lisa

"Since I have a profile on Storyexpe, I’m finally getting the attention and visibility that I deserve".

Jon Snow

"I had to defeat the Night King. Unfollow the white walkers. Fool some dragons. Cross the wall and also stay there (no one had told me). I had to ally with the wildlings and later also with the hippies. I had to abandon all my beliefs and find totally new ones. I had to betray my blood. Stay in the cold for a really long time and often even without a proper scarf. I had to inquire into the most ancient and inscrutable meanderings of my ancestors and that of other people as well (I have never understood why exactly). I had to seek the wise counsel of the most legendary oracles (without using google), all this just to become finally a Storyexper. And it was totally worth it".

The Great Gatsby

"Yeah, at Storyexpe, the roaring 20's never end".

Storyexpe replies:

"Wrong century, but we love your spirit. Welcome".

Satan

"We all can have one bad day or two, where we maybe can't always control all our negative thoughts ...you know what I mean. But since I’ve found Storyexpe, these positive vibes here are hitting me totally".

Storyexpe replies:

 "Eeeehm ...yeah... ...well… sure, as long as you follow the community guidelines...".

The Canterville Ghost

"Storyexpe is by far the least spooky platform where I've ever haunted".

The Nun replies:

So true And it’s really super easy to find like minded people here.

Nostradamus

"I had already predicted Storyexpe 500 years ago. I guess I’m something like an early adopter".

Harry Potter

"Storyexpe is the place where the magic happens. Nowhere else I have found so many spells and magical moderators to transform haters into exotic plants, fabulous animals and banned creatures".

Thanos

"Eeeehm… …Hi. Mine is more of a question: do I happen to become a Storyexper also from another planet, or is it necessary to come to yours? (I'm not asking for me, it's for a friend)".

Papa Smurf (not the real one)

"Storyexpe is a perfect place where to create an online village, safe from trolls like Gargamel".

King Arthur

"It’s great to see so many noble spirits and brave souls gathered around this virtual round table of the Kingdom of Storyexpe".

Romeo & Juliet

Romeo: "Storyexpe is undoubtedly the most romantic place where to meet nice people".

Juliet: "Indeed. I wish we had met here at Storyexpe, instead of in my family's crypt".

Disclaimer (...just in case).

None of the characters in this section have actually made any of these statements about Storyexpe, have a real profile on Storyexpe, or exist in any way in real life.